Brontë Continues Her Food Mining Operations; Carrots Threaten to Topple John’s Workplace Authority

In related news, my husband just said he is not going to buy another bag of baby carrots at the store tonight because it might give him a fart attack.

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We Have Chickens!

She stares at me, blinking, and probably thinking, “What is this delusional woman telling me? Eggs are white things that come in a carton from the grocery store. These are birds. Well, maybe if I just listen and nod occasionally, she will stop talking this nonsense.”

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Kids Make Messes

A carton of eggs crashed to the floor, smearing yellow goo and shattered shell bits all down the stairs. Mommy runs out to see what happened and throws her arms up in the air as frustration breaks out all over her face. Brontë feels defeated and a slow wail builds deep within, crescendoing into a loud, sobbing scream.

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