Conversations With My Cat

On Panicking Whenever I Walk Past Her Me: Violet, you’ve been my cat for over two years now. If I were planning on eating you, I would’ve done it by now. So you don’t need to jump whenever I walk by. Violet the Cat: That’s exactly what someone who was planning on eating me would […]

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How to Be Naked At the Grocery Store

So the other day at the grocery store, my four-year-old daughter BrontĂ« once again showed signs of an unfortunate phase I thought we’d gotten past. Let me explain. As any parent can tell you, having kids is a mixture of heartwarming, hilarious, and insanely trying moments.  While every kid is different, they all seem to go […]

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