My Toddler Sticks It To Skinny Bitches

We were driving to the pool yesterday when my four-year-old daughter Brontë shouted from the back seat: “Change the music, mommy. I NO LIKE IT!” Oh, COME ON… what’s wrong with the Dropkick Murphys? The wheels on the bus going round and round, one more time, would spiral my eyes into oblivion. Bunching my eyebrows, I stared back at […]

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My Two-Year-Old Starts Trying to Eat Us

My two-year-old daughter Bridget has a problem with biting people. Maybe I shouldn’t say she has a problem with biting, since she’s actually quite good at it, but the rest of us are definitely having problems with toddler attacks. Like the other day, when I was standing on the porch, minding my own business. Bidgie was standing next to me, apparently content, when […]

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