Why Mummies are Good At Camping

mummyThe other day, my four-year-old daughter abruptly stopped building her Lego princess skyscrapers to stare off into the distance, clearly lost in thought.

After a while, she turned to me and said, “You know… mummies would always have toilet paper on them.”

I laughed, which was not okay.

“That’s NOT funny!”

She’s fond of mummies, so maybe she found the mockery of their toilet-paper bodies unacceptable. Or maybe I was supposed to be wildly impressed by her deductive reasoning.  Maybe anything bathroom-related is sacred, or she views not having toilet paper as a very serious issue that should never be taken lightly.

Either way, she was completely disgusted by my irreverence.

One should never mock how mummies could always conveniently wipe their butts.

 

 

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