Brontë Continues Her Food Mining Operations; Carrots Threaten to Topple John’s Workplace Authority

In related news, my husband just said he is not going to buy another bag of baby carrots at the store tonight because it might give him a fart attack.

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Babies and Croissants; Extracting Chocolate and Cheese

Confronted with pizza, she will quickly strip the melted cheese off every piece and assume the crusts are garnish. She will suck the chocolate off chocolate-covered raisins and spit the raisin pits on the floor. She is very talented at removing all traces of Shake-n-Bake from pork chops without ingesting any actual protein.

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