Brontë Continues Her Food Mining Operations; Carrots Threaten to Topple John’s Workplace Authority

In related news, my husband just said he is not going to buy another bag of baby carrots at the store tonight because it might give him a fart attack.

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Babies and the Humor of Bodily Functions

After a lifetime of pretending no one ever has to poo, I can’t adequately describe the hilarity of watching your pink-cheeked little baby girl in her high chair suddenly drop her spoon, stare off into the distance with widening eyes, and begin to openly grunt as she squeezes out a turd,

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