How to Make Kids Turn Into Bats

I found my daughter Brontë in my bathroom today,  clutching her Minnie Mouse blanket around her like a straightjacket. After staring at the floor for a moment, she flung it open while she made a crazy face. She glanced at the bathroom mirror to see what effect she was having. Disappointed, she regrouped into straightjacket position and tried it again.   Meanwhile, her […]

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The Return of Mr. Keyhat

I just caught Brontë shaking salt on her forearm and then eating it. Who has been doing tequila shots in front of my baby?Speaking of altering one’s consciousness, is it wrong that I like to spin my toddler in circles just to watch her run diagonally? She seems to enjoy it, running up and begging […]

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