Why Americans Hate Owls

Everywhere I look, Americans are hating on poor little owls. We think owls are lazy, undisciplined loners who really need to get their crap together. Probably immoral too. I know this because I’m an owl myself. No, not the cute birds who can swivel their heads around backwards and spot mice from dark forest skies. I’m talking […]

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Why I Quit Drinking Coffee

I have been an insomniac for years. It sucks. There’s really no other way to put it. I lie in bed for hour after boring hour, dreading how awful I’m going to feel the next day as my cats mock me with endless napping. I flip uncomfortably back and forth while I watch the black light surrounding my windows slowly shifting into gray, then finally […]

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